Piss Poker tracker

Chips on your phone. Cards on the table.

Realtime chip tracker for live home poker

Piss Poker is a free browser chip tracker for in-person Texas Hold'em. Deal real cards at a real table. Everyone bets, raises, folds, and scoops pots from their own phone. No app store install, no accounts, and no plastic chip set required. Start a table at piss-poker.pages.dev, share the four-letter code or QR link, and keep every stack honest while the cards stay physical.

How a home game runs

  1. Start a table and share the code.
  2. Everyone joins on their own phone.
  3. Deal real cards. The app keeps every chip honest.

Built for real tables

Blinds post themselves, turn order is enforced, side pots layer correctly, chops preview each share before payout, and settle-up finds the fewest transfers to square the night. Undo, proxy seats, and a table display mode cover the messy parts of a living-room game. Open the site to play, or read about, contact, privacy, and llms.txt.